Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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