just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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