why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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