I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
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One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
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Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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