what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
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I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
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trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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