bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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