i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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