I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Randomize
