do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
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On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
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I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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