So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
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he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
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He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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