You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
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At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
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I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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