I am spending my child support on dildos
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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