I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Are my feet made of real feet?
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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