is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
smell my finger.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Randomize
