found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
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i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
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Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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