so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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