Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
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I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
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Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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