whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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