what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
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its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
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After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
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