i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
why is half of my head shaved?
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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