I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
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You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
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So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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