Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
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All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
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He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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