I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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