I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
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He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
She told me I should be a condom model.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
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But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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