we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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