Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
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I queefed so loud it echoed.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
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I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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