I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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