rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
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WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
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Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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