Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
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THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
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If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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