Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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