see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
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I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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