id be glad to
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
The beer is more important than you right now.
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She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
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I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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