you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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