just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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