How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
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im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
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remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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