I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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