Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
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and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
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If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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