Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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