do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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