i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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