at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
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you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
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no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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