My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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