Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
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I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
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That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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