Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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