so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
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Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
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I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
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