I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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