no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
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