i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
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Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
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Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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