i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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