I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
you win again, gameday.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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