so explain again why im purple
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
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Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
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Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
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I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.