you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
so that wasnt chicken after all
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
These People Made Expensive Mistakes That They’ll Regret Forever
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Things The Opposite Sex Just Doesn’t Understand
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.