She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
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we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
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she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."