i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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