Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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