So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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