i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
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STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
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Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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