My room smells like vodka and shame
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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